But by God, when my back was so scarily tender in a NEW spot on Sunday I implored my son 3 times throughout the day to mark the area EXACTLY with a Sharpie...
"Right here! Right where my finger is touching. Make an X!"
"I didn't feel anything. Mark it!"
"Make an X right here!"
I went to the chiro at 7:30 am Monday morning.
There was no "X".
There was a penis on my back.
A PENIS.
Very funny.