That's Not a Monkey on My Back....

Well. I've griped about my hip/back pain--3 different doctors, a shot, etc. for months, all to no avail.

But by God, when my back was so scarily tender in a NEW spot on Sunday I implored my son 3 times throughout the day to mark the area EXACTLY with a Sharpie...

"Right here! Right where my finger is touching. Make an X!"
"I didn't feel anything. Mark it!"
"Make an X right here!"

I went to the chiro at 7:30 am Monday morning.
There was no "X".

There was a penis on my back.
A PENIS.
Very funny.